- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to a nokia phone.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to smell water.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

Pointless Super Powers