The power to see through glass

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to speak to toasters

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!