The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to die at will

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!