- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

power to age faster

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

Pointless Super Powers