- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to look TV

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

Pointless Super Powers