The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to push "pull" doors

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to die

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!