The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!