- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to die at will

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to stare directly at the sun

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

the power to like justin beiber

The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

the power to see through clear glass.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

Pointless Super Powers