the power to fly in space

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to self destruct

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I'm a giant di

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!