- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power drown in water

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

the power to write comic books

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Pointless Super Powers