- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to make remotes invisible

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to die at will

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to jump

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to see via toe nails

The power to kill you self.

Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The ability to breathe out of water.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

Pointless Super Powers