The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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blindness

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!