- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to be friends with Donald trump

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to chew with your tongue

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

the power to run in slow motion

the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

Shit bricks I love itttttt

Pointless Super Powers