The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to have no powers

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to self destruct

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Nothing

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!