The power to break bones at will.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to read your own mind

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!