- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to chew with your tongue

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to die

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to see through clear glass.

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

Pointless Super Powers