the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to poo.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!