The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The ability to jump

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to die

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to die

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to become powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!