The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to eat your own head.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!