- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the power to turn retarted

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to digest corn.

The power to be alone

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

Pointless Super Powers