The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!