- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

the ability to levitate

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to be alone

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to do nothing

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to swim on land.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

power to age faster

Pointless Super Powers