- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to make everything worse

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Pointless Super Powers