the power to die

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to not see anything

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to be normal.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to block your own powers

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!