The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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power to fly when your underwater

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!