The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to die

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!