The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power of 12% levetation

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!