The power to obey gravity

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to kill you self.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to have no power

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!