THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!