The power to rotten food.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to get extra homework

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yo mama

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!