- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

The power to ignore useful information

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to look TV

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Pointless Super Powers