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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Nothing

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!