The power to make everything worse

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!