- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to smell whore

The power to be alone

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to become translucent

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

Pointless Super Powers