The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to die

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!