The ability to make your heart teleport.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!