The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to smell like ham

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cry acid tears

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!