75% levitation

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to get married

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to make everything worse

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!