- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Nope. Just nope.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to make money disappear.

the power to jizz money

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to get married

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to break bones at will.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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open up pickles glass

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to control weather on Mars

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

Pointless Super Powers