The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to fly in space

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to like justin beiber

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to have no powers

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!