- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

the power to ejaculate lava.

the power to be forever alone

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to ejaculate at command

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

Pointless Super Powers