The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!