The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to not see anything

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to have no powers

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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blindness

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to itch your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!