The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!