- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to fall without screaming.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to break a Nokia

Pointless Super Powers