The power to be a snail

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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75% levitation

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be blind

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!