The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Aweonao

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!