The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power think five times slower.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!