The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!