power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!