- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to think oppositely

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

the power of being yourself

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power of hindsight

The power to read your own mind

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

Pointless Super Powers