- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to fart rainbows

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to die

the ability to die on command

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The ability to die instantly

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to break a Nokia

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

being allergic to dairy and soy

Pointless Super Powers