The power to turn toast back into bread

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to touch your toes

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!