The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to see the past.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to smell water.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!