he power to make mistakes

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to see through windows

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!