The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to die

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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cry acid tears

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to jump

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!