The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!