The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!