the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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to zap people but only yourself

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to die

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!