- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to shrink your private parts.

the power to change people socks on command

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to smell like ham

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

the power to get sick

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power of dying whenever you want.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Pointless Super Powers