The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to be gay on command.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to see the present

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!