- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

power to age faster

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

being black

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to predict the present

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

Pointless Super Powers