the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to self destruct

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to pee any color

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!