- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

Pointless Super Powers