The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!