The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to turn into a tree.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!