The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to even

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!