power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to be french.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!