- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to swallow instead of spit

the ability to wake up on an elephant

The power to be a snail

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

75% levitation

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to poop every 5 minutes

Pointless Super Powers