The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!