the power to hovertate

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!